What the Hell is Automated Man…
Posted on 15. Oct, 2009 by Chuck Rocker in Business, Comedy
You know the feeling when you go to the grocery store, walk up and down every isle, pack your shopping cart full and then get home only to realize you forgot to get f@%#ing deodorant!!! It’s a major pain in the ass right? Your only options were to drive all the way back to the store, steal your roomate’s armpit-hair-covered-stick or go to work smelling like a gym sock…until NOW! Let me introduce you to finest idea of our generation: Automated Man.
Automated Man: a service that will deliver all of your must-have toiletries every month right to your doorstep.
That’s right, never worry about forgetting deodorant again. Let me ask you a question: how much of your hard earned money disappears every month just so you can hit the bars with a clean shaven face and sparkling fresh breath? It’s a lot of math, don’t blow a circuit over it. The geniuses at Automated Man figured the average dude spends around $140 a month for essential toiletries. So what did they do? They harnessed their He-Man like powers and ninja-chopped that amount down to $39.99. I swear to god…here’s a picture to prove it.
So if you never want to ruin the mood again by sneaking into your roomate’s bedroom at 3 am to “borrow” a condom then hit up the Automated Man website NOW. Or tell your Mom to do it for you…they love taking care of their precious little boys. Course you’ll probably have to explain to her what the internet is first.
I’m a mom and I love Automated Man! They have their own section just to cater to us!!
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