Heidi Montag’s Plastic Surgery Addiction

Posted on 13. Jan, 2010 by fondue in Entertainment, Scoopage, Video

This week’s People features a cover story about The Hills star Heidi Montag’s obsession with plastic surgery. Last November, she had 10 procedures done in one day. And she is only 23 years old. (And not a burn victim.)

She told People, “For the past three years, I’ve thought about what to have done. I’m beyond obsessed.” But her awareness of this obsession didn’t stop her from having a nose job and a nose job revision, a chin reduction, a brow lift, Botox injections in her forehead and frown ‘lines’, fat injections in her cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, ear pinning, liposuction on her neck, waist, hips, and inner and outer thighs, buttock augmentation and a breast augmentation and revision. (So the nose and boobs have gone through at least two reconstructions.)

I just watched The Hills for the first time last week and was surprised how good Heidi looked compared to how she looks now. Why don’t these people – Montag, Mickey Rourke, every actor and actress with botox – realize that they don’t look good; they just look like they’ve had plastic surgery. When I look at them, I see a plastic surgery face, not an actual person. It’s so obvious they’ve had work done, especially since they all tend to look alike. Joan Rivers looks like Michael Jackson. You know I’m right.

Here’s a preview of Heidi’s crappy new single (which she thinks will be as big as “Thriller”). She should have put the money into education and self-esteem classes, not Auto-Tune. (See, she’s not even actually ‘singing’; That robot sound effect is Auto-Tune correcting her pitch. It’s a computer singing, not a person. Uch! Whatever happened to authenticity?! )

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