Chuck Norris Turns 70
Posted on 10. Mar, 2010 by Chuck Rocker in Comedy, Dis & Dat, Entertainment
Yep, the martial arts mad man is now an old man. Is 70 years old too far over the hill to still do some ass kicking? Dude, not for Chuck Norris!
Today, March 10th is the birthday of Chuck Norris. This man-of-action is a black belt in tae kwon do, a movie star icon and an internet sensation! We’ve all seen his films (Delta Force, Firewalker and many others) and most of us have googled “Chuck Norris Facts” and gotten hits like these:
“Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.”
“Chuck Norris’ wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, Time to kick ass. ”
“Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. “
You can check out the Chuck Norris Fact Generator for yourself. Or just go rent one of his movies and watch it in celebration of his birth. The choice is yours…but do it quick before Chuck Norris finds out you didn’t wish him a happy birthday and roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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