Joonas.net is a Sad Server
Posted on 30. Apr, 2009 by rubber chicken in Comedy, Dis & Dat
The most popular website today is a silly one called Joonas.net. When the page opens, you just get a small box with words typing across it, which is supposed to be the server talking to you:
The requested document is totally fake.
Even tried multi.
Nothing helped.
I’m really depressed about this.
You see, I’m just a web server…
– here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple web page,_
The poor neglected server goes on about how depressed it is until it gets tired of its own complaining:
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I’m so depressed._
As a blogger, I can relate; One minute everyone wants to read your story about Britney’s underpants, and the next they’re on to Lindsay’s coke habit. Oh woe is me.
