Troy Polamalu’s Million Dollar Mane
Posted on 31. Aug, 2010 by feistyfranny in Dis & Dat, Sports
Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu’s hair has been insured for a million dollars. Lloyds of London has written a policy for the safety of the safety’s luscious locks. Polamalu hasn’t cut his hair since 2000 in honor of his Samoan ancestors. He also endorses Head & Shoulders shampoo. Parent company Proctor and Gamble took out the policy and boasts that [...]
Eli Manning Back in Action
Posted on 18. Aug, 2010 by Chuck Rocker in News, Sports
I’m sure you all saw what happened to New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning on Monday night when they played the Jets. He took one hell of a hit to the face and had to get 12 stitches to close up the cut. Before and after: Well, he is patched up and back in practice [...]
Brett Favre Retiring-Again
Posted on 03. Aug, 2010 by feistyfranny in Dis & Dat, Scoopage, Sports
According to Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, Brett Favre will not return for a 20th season in the NFL. On ESPN radio Shiancoe stated, “What I am hearing is that it’s true but until I hear it from his own mouth I’m going to leave it at that.” Favre has regularly been saying he doesn’t know [...]
Tim Tebow- New Spokesman For Jockey Underwear
Posted on 27. Jul, 2010 by feistyfranny in Business, Dis & Dat, Sports
Denver Bronco rookie player Tim Tebow has signed a multi-year endorsement deal with the big boys of underwear-Jockey. He will be promoting their new “Staycool” collection. Tebow stated,” I go with briefs because they are more comfortable and better fitting.” Tebow is entering the Bronco’s training camp but has yet to sign a contract with them. The [...]
Tom Brady Gets New Contract
Posted on 27. Jul, 2010 by Chuck Rocker in Business, Dis & Dat, News, Scoopage, Sports
Super Bowl quarterback for the New England Patriots, Tom Brady, is whining about his contract sources say. Apparently he is unhappy with his 6-year $60 million extension. Yep, that’s $10 million a year for a guy that took a whole season off to cuddle with his super-model girlfriend. The guy has won 3 Super Bowls [...]
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Hooking Up
Posted on 06. Jul, 2010 by feistyfranny in Dis & Dat, Entertainment, Lifestyle, Sports
Former NFL player Eric Johnson and Jessica Simpson have made a love match. Though we are just finding out, the couple started dating in May of this year. This is Simpson’s second football fling. She formerly dated Tony Romo until their break-up on her 29th birthday. A friend of Simpson’s is reported as saying, “It’s [...]
Big Ben Can’t Catch a Break
Posted on 02. May, 2010 by Chuck Rocker in Entertainment, Music, News, Scoopage, Sports
Big Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of sexual assault by a 20-year-old college student. Currently he does not face formal charges but was suspended for 6 games by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. Now rumors have it that the Steelers will be getting rid of the franchise quarterback for good. And on top of that, infamous [...]
Trade Big Ben Roethlisberger!
Posted on 22. Apr, 2010 by Chuck Rocker in Business, News, Sports
That’s right…the Pittsburgh Steelers seem to finally had enough of Big Ben’s antics. Ben Roethlisberger is a 28 year old, 2 time Super Bowl winner, franchise quarterback. The guy is one of the 5 best quarterbacks in the league so you think he’d take his career seriously. You would be wrong. The guy is now [...]
Jerry Rice, Pro Golfer?
Posted on 13. Apr, 2010 by Chuck Rocker in Dis & Dat, Lifestyle, News, Sports
Throughout the course of history, aged athletes turn their athletic prowess to less strenuous sports…such as golf. Well, recent news is that Jerry Rice, Hall of Fame NFL Receiver is turning his attention to the links. Jerry Rice is going pro. He will take his first professional swings this Thursday at the Fresh Express Classic [...]
Smoothie Maker Todd Carter Goes Pro
Posted on 09. Apr, 2010 by Chuck Rocker in Business, Dis & Dat, Lifestyle, Sports
A year ago Todd Carter was a smoothie specialist at Tropical Smoothie Cafe honing his blending skill for minimum wage. Today he was just signed to the Carolina Panthers as their new kicker. He got a one year deal making $320,000. Damn. The guy was a kicker in college but then sort of faded away. [...]
